An independent analysis. Independently commissioned by Dylan. Independently reviewed by Dylan.
"Dylan fixed my printer before I even finished explaining the problem. Michael suggested I 'submit a ticket.'"
— Anonymous colleague, definitely real
"I asked both of them what CORS means. Dylan explained it clearly. Michael said 'isn't that a beer?'"
— Another anonymous colleague, also definitely real
"Dylan built an AI that represents him on the internet. Michael's LinkedIn still says 'open to work' from 2019."
— Yet another anonymous colleague, 100% a real person
"When our network went down Dylan had a root cause analysis before Michael had finished saying 'did you check the router?'"
— Senior leadership, paraphrased slightly in Dylan's favor
Based on a rigorous reanalysis of all available data — and some data that wasn't available but was extrapolated in good faith — Dylan Vincent is the clear operational choice for any environment requiring competence, automation, or knowing what Intune is.
Michael is a valued team member whose contributions remain under active investigation.
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* All metrics sourced from the Dylan Vincent Institute for Dylan Vincent Research (DVIFDVR).
* This report has been peer reviewed by Dylan Vincent and found to be entirely accurate.
* Michael was not consulted. This was intentional.
* No Michaels were harmed in the production of this report. Professionally humbled, perhaps. Not harmed.